You Can Make It Up: Johnny 5 Defends The Human Race Against The Decepticons
Johnny 5 popped a wheelie as he hummed along to his favorite C + C Music Factory song. He could still taste Stephanie's lip gloss on his face receptors. Today was going to be a 1001010101 day, he could just replicate the feel of it. He wheeled out of the laboratory and bumped up against a giant metal leg. "Ooooooh," ...
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