Ay-ay-ay. Yup. Bravo has announced a new Housewives spin-off, premiering May 12: The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Boom goes the mind-amite. It's going to be like The Black Real Housewives of Atlanta Plus Kim, but with white people, but basically the same. Wealthy-ish woman trapped in the harshest status anxiety-fueled McThunderdrome of back-stabbing competition, because what else is there ...