Whoever Writes The DVR Descriptions For FEARnet Is A Straight Genius, Son
The shortest short story in existence is widely recognized to be one written by the Guatemalen writer Augusto Monterroso (RIP, Never Forget). It reads: "Upon waking, the dinosaur was still there." Fair enough. Monterroso is in heaven now, regaling the angels with the shortest anecdotes. But whoever is writing the FEARnet DVR descriptions of horror movies is also a master ...
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