New Patton Oswalt video on Funny Or Die! Patton is women's college poet E. Hamish Plumbrick, and he begs Obama to reconsider him for the position of poet laureate. It's Patton Oswalt, it's new, and it's funny:
"Her nipples, like pig dicks in a cyclone." Does anyone do an obviously American fake-British accent better than Patton Oswalt? Well, Gwyneth Paltrow, yeah, but I mean on purpose.
