OK, at this point Vince Offer (ShamWow) is just fucking with us. [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] (thanks for the tip, Edith) Incredible. Life's hard enough as it is, you don't want to cry anymore. I love that he's in a kitchen but still wearing a headset. I think it's code for something. I want this to be my ringtone, the whole ...