Heidi And Spencer Got Married
According to your boyfriend, Perez Hilton, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have eloped to Mexico. Which is why we are suggesting Mexico be immediately sealed off and left to tear itself apart, Doomsday style. NO OFFENSE, MEXICO. Alternate: "we're going to need a bigger cask of amontillado."
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