In destroying-the-golden-nostalgic-remnants-of-your-childhood news today, they're remaking The Karate Kid. And not only are they casting Jaden Smith as Daniel, they're writing the movie for him. Perfect. Love that kid (do not love that kid). From Variety: Columbia Pictures is back in the dojo with a new version of the 1984 hit "The Karate Kid," which has been refashioned as a ...