Wait a second. They made Crash into a TV show? THEY MADE CRASH INTO A TV SHOW! [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] (via The Hater) FUUUUUUUCK. I mean, I know that this is really only bad news to the 30 people who subscribe to Starz, but still. Also Dennis Hopper. Talk about the canary in the coal mine of poisonous entertainment. Anytime ...