Last night, DeAnna the Bachelorette chose Jesse, the snowboarding, "longer-haired" "Duckie" of the group to be her fiance. I was on Team Jesse, and what I saw of the three hours of Bachelorette-related programming last night was very "aww." I give them six years. Today, cynical world-weary bloggers like Mark Lisanti were able to hold back their joy-feelings for DeAnna ...