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Heavy Metal Parking Lot But On A Boat

Here's a three minute documentary about the Lynyrd Skynyrd "Simpleman" Cruise. Please note that this footage is from the year 2008.

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(via AzizIsBored)

You know, you can make as much fun as you want to about these sad old people on their bitter nostalgia cruise, with their fading tattoos and their ripped up jeans with an elastic waistband, but the fact of the matter is I don't give a shit about anything even half as much as these clowns love Skynyrd, so who's on top and who's on bottom now? These worn out old human ashtraysare going to see me in hell, but at least they're going to have some fun before they get there.

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