We try to avoid celebrity gossip at Videogum, AS YOU KNOW. Our coverage is mostly limited to Michelle Trachtenberg's untimely fainting while hosting a party at the Sunglass Hut, and Hugh Laurie's magical Burger King Gold Card. i.e. We only cover the stories that MATTER. Which I'm sure you'll agree is the case with this morning's headline: CHARLIE SHEEN APOLOGIZES ...