Yesterday I asked for screengrabs of Jason Segel's full-frontal scenes from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But nobody sent one, so I had to set up these Google alerts: "Jason Segel's Penis" "Jason Segal's Penis" "Jason Segel's Dick" ETC ETC (Yes, even "johnson" and "wang"). For the longest time, I found nothing, until finally the internet realized that Jason Segel's penis is ...