So, Who Saw Jason Segel’s Penis This Weekend?
As I was walking into the theater to see Jason Segel's penis this weekend, a mom next to me told her pre-teen son "Remember, I'm going to cover your eyes during a few parts..." But even with three full shots of Jason Segel's penis (from multiple angles!), the much-hyped "from the guys" comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall came in second to ...
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