Jewel is not just Homer, Alaska's most famous razor saleswoman. She's also a poet. Here are Ms. Kilcher's latest nuggets of wisdom, as printed in the new Blender:
"Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems." "I do love a good pedophile joke." "I actually TiVo Nash Bridges."
Sure, those quotes are taken out of context, but Jewel made us listen to her yodel, so I think we're even.
Man, it's like she's trying to out-trash Britney (YouTube). Almost, Jewel!
