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Don’t Call Me, Whitney

8:39 PM EDT on September 13, 2006

AP reports that Bobby Brown will no longer be sticking his hand up Whitney Houston's constipated ass. So to speak. Their fourteen-year marriage "which withstood drug addiction, Brown's numerous arrests, the decline of Houston's once-sparkling image and domestic abuse allegations" is over. Hell to the yes.

It's not all frowns for Whitney though. There's always Osama. And crack!