SXSW is coming! Train! John Mayer! Counting Crows! We're gonna party like soccer dads circa 2002. I can almost smell the BBQ stains on my tucked-in polo. (Actually, to be fair, I would totally see Counting Crows.) Stereogum's decidedly more zeitgeist-friendly late night Range Life party will be announced soon. Hope you all can make it: then we can argue ...