10. BRITNEY: There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator. 9. KEVIN: Unlike those Desperate Housewives chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old. 8. BRITNEY: It's like American Idol except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul. 7. KEVIN: In the first episode, you can see my ass. 6. BRITNEY: I'm hot. 5. KEVIN: She's hot. 4. BRITNEY & KEVIN: We ...