It’s Grammys time! This may or may not be Music’s Biggest Night™, but it’s definitely a bastion of storied traditions including widespread ridicule and disdain, rampant memes, cultural appropriation, and Taylor Swift reaction shot cutaways. Last year’s festivities brought the debut of @Pharrellhat, a live Jay Z-Beyoncé chair dance, a mass gay wedding, Daft Punk’s triumph, Trent Reznor’s fuck-you, and this.

Which treasured collective memories will tonight spawn? How many times will we see Sam Smith’s abnormally large face? Will J. Cole try to crack a smile when Iggy Azalea wins Best Rap Album? Can Haim take home Best New Artist? Will Kanye West use one of his two performances to lecture Nike executives about the nature of genius? And how surprised will Beck be if he wins Album Of The Year? We’ll be here all night finding out together, starting with the red carpet, so stay with us and join in the discussion below. (While you’re at it, check out the winners list and a collection of the night’s best GIFs, tweets, and videos.)