Oh brother. It is just like Justin Bieber to follow up being on one of the best episodes of Between Two Ferns with an Instagram photo of himself being carried by two bodyguards up the The Great Wall of China. This kid! WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU, JUSTIN BIEBER! HOW DARE YOU! (America’s Next Top Model.) At the very least, though, he has given us an opportunity to caption it. Since I don’t want to force anyone to have to imagine what Justin Bieber is thinking, how about we all caption what that guy all the way at the top is thinking. See him? CAPTION IT!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and a life spent without any portion of it including the kind of fame that destroys a human. (Via Gawker.)