O Popcorn Captain! My Popcorn Captain!
O Popcorn Captain! My Popcorn Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The popcorn has weather’d every bag, the popcorn prize we sought is won,
The popcorn is near, the popcorn I hear, the people (sports announcers) all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady kernel, the popcorn vessel gross and everywhere;
(Thanks for the tip, Sean!)