She soars over the French Alps feeling the air rush past her wings, yes, but will she ever know the thrill of waking up early enough to have two cups of coffee before taking a shower? She has an incredible view that we will only see once we strap a GoPro to her back and upload the video to YouTube and wait for blogs to share it, sure, but does she even know about Breaking Bad? She doesn’t feel the constant weight of work-related stresses that we will surely forget about over the years, and which will keep us from experiencing and/or fully enjoying the kind of memories that would stay with us forever, fine, but, uh, AT LEAST WE DON’T HAVE TO FLY EVERYPLACE. (Via DailyPicks.)