Don’t be lying to you?! I don’t even know you! I don’t even like your team! Why are you being so scary?! Don’t pee on the seat??! How about don’t yell at me about peeing in front of everybody! If I play videogames I’m going to end up like all the other idiots playing the professional sport that I came here to watch?? You’re sending me a lot of mixed messages, guy! Who are you! Where is my mom! (Via LATimes.)