You: Aww, what’s wrong?
Your Significant Other: [crying] It’s just. I just haven’t really been feeling–
You: What sound does a cow make?
Your Significant Other: [crying] What?
You: Aww, what sound does a cow make?
Your Significant Other: [crying] WHAT?
You: Can you stick out your tongue?
Your Significant Other: What the fuck are you talking about?
You: It worked!

(Via ViralViral.)