[BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] [BITCH ALERT] From The Enquirer, via Celebitchy:

Brad Pitt may be as pretty as a picture but he’s been deemed not bright enough to serve on the board of L.A ’s Museum of Contemporary Art! The hunky “World War Z star – a longtime enthusiast of culture and architecture – made an ambitious play for the MOCA position, but sources tell The ENQUIRER he doesn’t stand a chance at landing the gig.

“Brad’s always been a huge supporter of the museum, and it’s undergoing a management shakeup,” said a source. “So he had someone feel out members of the selection committee to see if they’d be interested in him participating at a higher level. While they admire Brad’s ambition, I think the fear is that Brad might be a little on the dumb side to serve on an art board. He doesn’t even have a college degree.”

HOOOOOOLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Hahah, what an asshole! Picture the dude who gave that quote to the The Enquirer. At the very least, picture the dude who wrote that quote for The Enquirer. What a shitty dude! Go fuck your college degree, jerk! HOW DARE YOU CALL ANYONE DUMB WHEN YOU ARE, IN FACT, THE DUMB-DUMB! Don’t think of me as sticking up for Brad Pitt, think of me as sticking up for anyone who has ever been called dumb by an anonymous source in the Enquirer in regard to how they wanted some shitty job that I don’t know why anyone wants, and didn’t get it. What do you think, though? Do you think Brad Pitt is too “dumb” for this stupid job?

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