Gabe isn’t here today, so you’re stuck with me to talk about the trailers this week! Luckily there are very few, and we really wouldn’t even be talking about them at all if the trailer for Kristen Wiig’s Girl Most Likely hadn’t just come out, so we should both be able to deal with. Before I begin: What is a trailer? It’s a short movie, right? Like one thing I always wondered about trailers was, like, why do they always remake them as long films? It just seems like a such a waste. I’m always thinking, guys, we already have the trailer! Leave it alone! Would you ask Hemmingway to write a full-length version of “A Clean, Well-Lighted Place”? I don’t think so!!!!!!! Anyway, now that that’s settled, here we go!

Girl Most Likely

The thing about being white is that it NEVER gets easy. Hahah. That is honestly just something that I felt obligated to say, now we can move on: This looks like something that I definitely want to see! It’s like a Noah Baumbach movie that is, thank god, not directed by Noah Baumbach. (Not that I don’t like Noah Baumbach, because I do definitely like Noah Baumbach, but we only need a certain number of Greenbergs and that number is actually 0, but I do feel like I’m muddying my point so I’m going to stop.) Good movie, maybe! Mark this one as a “will see.”

Violet & Daisy

Is Rory supposed to be younger in this movie than she was in Gilmore Girls? She was already like ten years younger than she actually was when she was in Gilmore Girls! Whatever. She still looks very young, her eyes are still very blue, this movie does not look like it is going to be great but I will for sure see it when it is available instantly at my home.

Prince Avalanche

Ummmmmmmmm. I think so? I think yes. Hard to say, but I think yes.

Star Trek Into Darkness: 3D Trailer

Just wanted to include this one because it was in 3D. CAN’T WAIT!