Less than two weeks ago, the Internet fell in love with A.J. Clemente, the would-be news anchor who was fired after his first day for swearing during his on-camera introduction, even though the swearing was probably like number 3 on the list of problems with his on-camera introduction. Well, there is great news for all of us A.J. Clemente fans today, because he has announced that he would like to move to Hollywood. Perfect. No duh. No doy. From RadarOnline:

A.J., who even got advice from legendary newsman Tom Brokaw — “We all swear, we just don’t get caught” — says he got a taste of Tinseltown after doing red carpet coverage for Live With Kelly & Michael in the wake of his now infamous f-bomb.

“I regret cursing on the air, but I can’t take it back,” A.J. said in an exclusive interview. “I know that I need to get better, but I’ve learned a lot since getting fired. I thought my ideal job would be a medium size market somewhere, but I have to admit that after doing the red carpet for Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan and meeting stars like Pierce Brosnan, Hollywood sounds pretty good.”

Ha ha. HOLLYWOOD DOES SOUND PRETTY GOOD THOUGH, RIGHT? You get to meet stars like Pierce Brosnan, which is basically The American Dream. I like how A.J. used to think that his ideal job would be a medium sized market somewhere, but since he could not even manage to hold that job for more than a day, why not just go straight to the big markets and run the whole show? Makes sense. Shoot for the moon and you might just end up swearing on-camera to the stars. At a certain point, it’s going to be up to the president to sponsor a constitutional amendment making us all famous. It’s what the people want, OBAMA.