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After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Amanda Bynes AKA Ms. Cool Disguise Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5		truckasaurus | Apr 22nd	Score:36
		“Tell us a little about yourself” “I have Tourette’s Syndrome!”
	Posted in: First Words Out Of Now Fired News Anchor’s Mouth Are “Fucking Shit”

#4		specialk | Apr 19th	Score:37
	Posted in: Don’t Even Worry, Guys, The World Is Still Spinning

#3		facetaco | Apr 24th	Score:37
		Who walks around the house in jeans? My pants are off basically as soon as I walk in the door.
	Posted in: Hollywood’s Most Hated Celebrity Also The World’s Most Beautiful Woman?

#2		facetaco | Apr 22nd	Score:41
		Q. How does Reece eat her really nice breakfasts? A: Witherspoon
	Posted in: Reason Not To Be Famous #889: Oh, Reese Edition

#1		Dr. Feelgood | Apr 22nd	Score:43
		As someone from the East Coast, AJ nailed from really how we speak hm I think, well.
	Posted in: First Words Out Of Now Fired News Anchor’s Mouth Are “Fucking Shit”

[Ed. Note: Solid week. Plenty to be proud of this week. Bartender, a round of TessaAndLexiTinis for my friends!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1		ptsmith_vt | Apr 23rd	Score:-9
		a) What I said. b) I’m defending wearing a suit. c) Dressing down on Saturdays gets boring. I’m pretty sure the person who is judging someone as an asshole for doing something that has literally no affect on them is the one being the asshole. d) One coworker just complimented me on looking dapper today and the another jumped in saying I always look dapper. All that means is tomorrow it is jeans and t-shirt.
	Posted in: You Can Just Do Whatever You Want

[Ed. Note: Whoa, it seems like things got pretty heated in this thread over the debate concerning whether or not it was OK to wear a suit? So basically this comment thread is Elysium? But I am still not actually sure whether ptsmith is Matt Damon or Jodie Foster.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

		topknot | Apr 23rd	Score:27
		“I want Drake to murder my pashmina.”
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Amanda Bynes AKA Ms. Cool Disguise

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, topknot! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

		That One | Apr 25th	Score:26
		This is such a good example of just how horrifying the paparazzi really is.  Imagine a stranger coming up to you and telling you that you and your friend walked right past each other on the street.  When you’re like, “Okay, that’s weird.  How do you know?” they’re all “I was watching you all day.  Here, I took a bunch of pictures in case you don’t believe me.”
	Posted in: BREAKING: “Jennifer Garner Walks Past Tobey Maguire Without Noticing”

[Assoc. Ed. Note: UHHHHHH, SOUNDS LIKE MY DREAM LIFE JK.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

		Patrick M | Apr 25th	Score:12
		Good project, Ryan.
	Posted in: We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: Man-Baby In Diaper Goes To The Museum

[Ed. Note: Good comment, Patrick.]