I’ve been looking at this photo since yesterday. It’s mesmerizing. The woman on the left is apparently his girlfriend, Shia’s I mean, LOL, not the street performer’s! It makes sense though, look at this match made in heaven. “Honey, what do you want to do today?” “WHO CARES NOTHING MATTERS AND I AM SO GRUMPY.” Then again, she is hugging the street performer pretty tight, so I bet she has a good heart. Meanwhile, Shia brings his classic intensity to his photo with one of those street performers who pretends to be a robot. We’re still doing those? 2013? Neat. Kids today are like, “I threw my PSP in the garbage because I saw man do a robot arm for a dollar.” They are like, “Stop SEXTing me, I am busy in the town square discovering the joys and wonder of the world around us.” Shia is like, “Me and Alec Baldwin had a fight or something who cares or has the time to pay attention to such things, but you and me understand each other, don’t we, street performer? It’s a funny life we have chosen, but when you get bitten by the showbiz bug there is no cure.” Obviously, we know what Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend are thinking. They are thinking Life is tragicomic. BUT WHAT IS THE STREET PERFORMER THINKING? Caption this photo please thank you. (Image via TheSuperficial. Click through to enlarge.)