Sunlight streams through your window and wakes you up, warmly, before your alarm has a chance to go off. You feel well rested and ready for a full, productive day. What’s that — do you smell coffee brewing? Ah, you knew that coffee machine with the automatic timer was a good investment! You walk to past the mirror and notice you’re having a particularly good hair day, but on closer inspection…oh my god. Spiders coming out of your eyeballs and mouth! Spiders coming out of your ears! Why hadn’t you felt all of this?! Spiders are crawling all of your body! You are wrestled to the ground by spiders! Goodbye, world! Goodbye, day! NOOOOOOOOOOOCYRIAK! (Via Cyriak.)