God, doesn’t being a famous person in Hollywood seem great? You have champagne with every meal. You spend your evenings in Paris. All of your linens are so nice. You get to have an arc as the love interest of whichever New Girl character you want whenever you want. YOUR HOUSE? THE HOUSE YOU GET TO HAVE? Give me a break about the house you get to have when you are a famous person in Hollywood. And also, everyone famous gets to hang out with every other famous person and it’s not even weird at all because you’re all famous and equally as beautiful and handsome (correct?) and you all just GET IT. And all that’s left for the rest of us to do is caption it, as if we have any idea.

Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, sir. (Kenneth joke.) (Via TheSuperficial.)