It seemed like an ordinary day at the pub Ajay Cohan, 30, managed in West Bromwich. He woke up, put on clothes, lived his day like he normally would, and put his cellphone on a seat in the pub like always. “I know my cellphone will be here when I get back because ghosts don’t exist and even if they do exist I doubt they exist here, in my pub,” he probably thought. “This cellphone is safe right here.” But BOY WAS HE WRONG! From SWNS:

But when he checked CCTV cameras back footage showed his mobile mysteriously disappearing from the chair at 2.30am. Locals say the chair was the favourite seat of former landlord Gary Stephens who would sit there and enjoy a pint with punters until he died in 1993 of a heart attack. Ajay found his phone on the floor the following morning over the other side of the pub and believes the incident could be the work of Mr Stephens’ poltergeist.

“I DON’T BELIEVE IT,” you’re thinking. “I’ll believe it when I see it, but I doubt I’ll ever see it. This seems TOO spooky to be true! Plus, if ghosts really do exist, then I’m not sure– What would I do with that information? Go to church? Prepare for an afterlife? What would–” Well shut up and get ready for the footage!

AHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I had to watch that so many times before I saw that cellphone fall off of the seat but when I did, boy oh boy! AHHHHHHHH! GHOSTS EXIST! PREPARE TO SPEND YOUR AFTERLIFE IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU USED TO WORK, NOOOOO! KEEP YOUR CELLPHONES ON YOU AT ALL TIMES! (Via Abroath.)