Welcome back, everyone! All the fun is over and here we are once again to try to get each other through the slog. It’s 2013 now, Kim and Kanye are having a baby, Kate Winslet married someone named Ned Rock’nroll and is going to space, the House passed Obama’s tax deal, and that’s all the news I know because it’s all the news anyone has been making jokes about on Twitter. Did you have a nice holiday? How is 2013 treating you so far? Have you stuck to your resolutions in the past day? How early is too early to watch a video of Brown University’s fairly upsetting twerk team? This early? All early? Any hour of the day is too early? Let me know! 2013, guys! Good morning! (Via ajohnny.)