[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Eeeeeek! How horrible! Uhhh...At least you're not in a three-day traffic jam? Something about the traffic in LA, and abou how sometimes it rains there? Something about how we all willingly enter into what feels like a three-day traffic jam every day when we log onto the Internet? Something about...web...traffic? Buzzfeed? I don't know! This is terrible! ...