PROTECT YOURSELF! (Featuring Teddy Ruxpin And Corey Feldman)
This week, on a very special episode of Between 2,000,000 Ferns: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] That's it? The #1 danger facing children in America is their desire to run away, and the best thing we can do about it is have a celebrity read cue cards for 10 seconds in the back of a florists. Yay! The kids are saved! Also ...
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