[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Did you watch the whole thing? All 10 minutes? Great! Feeling good? Calm, right? So calm. So soothed. Just floating down the rivers of your mind. I'm going to post a video of a man who has an unhealthy relationship with balloons later. Shhhhhh! Watch this video again! Gwyneth Paltrow is the new spokesfaceson for Hugo Boss ...