MARK WAHLBERRRRRRRRG! The best. Love this guy. Seriously, when you see Mark Wahlberg's name in a headline these days, you know that is going to be a GOOD headline. "Mark Wahlberg Opening a Hamburger Restaurant Called Wahlburgers." "Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11." And now this: "Mark Wahlberg Says He Knows Oscar Results." When the future mecha are recovering the ...