[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Knitting Machine Inventor: It's a machine that knits whatever image you want. Person: Oh, that's cool. How'd you make it? Knitting Machine Inventor: [Long answer, pretty impressive, very bori--] Person: Oooooh, ok, yeah I get it. So what kind of things have you made with it? Knitting Machine Inventor: Well, I made this scarf with my face ...