Over the weekend, Fred Phelps and phriends staged a Classic Westboro Baptist Church Protest at Arlington National Cemetery because God Hates Fags In Uniforms. Honestly, I've never fully understood the Westboro Baptist Church's protests outside of military funerals. Surely there is something gayer than a military funeral? Oh, don't get me wrong, military funerals are VERY GAY, I'm sure. But ...