In light of last night's premiere of Conan O'Brien's new talk show, the Internet has been humming with news of his debut ratings and how they compare to Jay Leno's and David Letterman's numbers. Snore me a river. Conan scored a 2-point-fart and is very popular among 9-year-old divorcees making less than 13 animal crackers a year! I don't know. ...