[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] When you first met your boyfriend, you thought, "he/this can't be real." And then you found his website, and you were like "OK, he/this DEFINITELY ISN'T real, but he/this is still MINE." And ever since then you've been dating him (marriage is for wimps and fags, he is constantly reminding you) and definitely sleeping in the same ...