Lindsay Lohan has a sex tape? Lindsay Lohan has a sex tape. Rumors are circulating that "lady of interest" Lindsay Lohan has a 47-seconds long (haha, THAT'S A WRAP!) sex tape featuring her and some bartender (check please!) and that it is "seedy." I'm not sure how "seedy" anything can get in 47 seconds, but then again, goatse and tub ...