Hahahaha. Mystery solved! Incidentally, if you are having trouble reading the fine print, it says "Add a little custom intrigue with creamer, toppings, syrups and sweeteners. So fresh it will disappear without a trace." Custom intrigue! Also, if you put "toppings" on your coffee, you should put toppings in your head (toppings=bullets). This is pretty great, though, if you judge ...