[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] "Come to bed. What do you mean, you 'can't'? What do you mean, 'Champ needs you'? Champ did not have a hard day! No he didn't! No, you cannot feel a lot of tension and knots in Champ's haunches. Look, you've been petting him for four hours--fine, massaging. What? Well, I'm sorry. I didn't intend to demean ...