At first I thought this couldn't be real, but apparently, it is: before there was Kidz Bop, the mysterious 1980's produced a party record of musak versions of lame, silly songs to get your extremely lame party started. Remember the guy who wouldn't dance? He's your dad: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Hahaha, "The Bird Dance" -- because "The Chicken Dance" was ...