This is Nocturne, and this is his theory about people with the last name "Smith," and this is his cover of Elliott Smith's "Needle In The Hay." It's slightly funnier if it's real, but funny either way: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] You need to get your boyfriend Nocturne off heroin. (Thanks to Alexander, who points out this is right up there ...