This Dude’s Definitely Going To Be In A Shitty Action Movie Soon
EXT. ROOFTOP - DAY The cops are closing in on Jason Statham, who is shirtless and wearing nothing but black trousers and well-polished shoes. He is standing at the edge of the roof, ready to jump, but the cops already have their guns drawn. COPS Freeze, Jason Statham! Jason Statham turns around, smiling. He raises his hands in surrender. In ...
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