This is from 2006, but it doesn't seem to have gotten much play: an actual ad that ran on TV in defense of our "friend" Carbon Dioxide. It's spit-take-inducingly funny, but I swear, I researched it, and it's not by The Onion. It's 100% real: [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] This is exactly like Brawndo from Idiocracy ("it has electrolytes!"). In fact, ...