Toys Are Wasted On The Young
On FAO Schwartz's website you can now customize your own Muppet. Neat! It's too bad they didn't have Muppet technology when we were younger and kids actually gave a shit about Muppets. It's too bad that technology didn't exist. That advanced technology. FAO Jerkz.
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