Blah blah blah, The Hills isn't real. Snooze me a river. At this point, we need to all take a page from Brody Jenner's book and CHILLAX. (I would ask that none of us take the other page from Brody Jenner's Book: TATTOO YOUR NAME ON YOUR TORSO IN BAM MARGERA FONT). Here's what is real: the cash nem guys ...