I’m not sure how people who were never married can appear on Divorce Court, but hey, this story made for some fine trash TV: In the two-minute clip below, a man accuses his ex-girlfriend of cheating on him with the entire Wu-Tang Clan. His claim: “She gave Wu some tang.” Her claim: “I kept my lady points together.” Watch each side make their case below.

I’ve never heard the term “buss down” either, but I guess you learn something new every day!

UPDATE 4/15: Method Man has discounted the case in a comment on tour manager Simon Green’s Instagram page: “That shits fake I would’ve remembered her.. I would’ve spotted her and said which one of u bitches brought the chaperone… She’s clearly an old-er thot … And should know better with her old ass.”